Table of Contents

Cover Page

The Care and Feeding of Travel Bugs

The Utah Travel Bug Race

Lizard Toads in Operation Desert Command - Part 1

Regular Features

Updates and Notes

Chuckles

Credits

Signs of the Times
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:	"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:	"We're #1 in the #2 business."
At a Proctologist's door:	"To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:	"We repair what your husband fixed."
On a Plumber's truck:	"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
Pizza Shop Slogan:	"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:	"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:	"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company:	"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:	"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area:	"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:	"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:	"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:	"We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's office:	"Time wounds all heels."
On a Fence:	"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:	"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:	"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:	"Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!"
At the Electric Company:	"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:	"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:	"Drive carefully. We'll wait"
At a Propane Filling Station:	"Thank heaven for little grills."
At a Chicago Radiator Shop:	"Best place in town to take a leak."