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The Revolutionary Geocache Workout Program
by JeeperDad
Are you tired of feeling overweight, listless and out-of-shape? Is your closet stuffed full of thigh-Masters, butt-burners, and enhancers that promise you a set of six-pack Abs? Do you own treadmills, stair-steppers, and stationary bikes that are more useful as clothing hangers than work out devices? Are you tired of seeing the same sweaty backside in the local gym?
Have we got a deal for you!
We’re here to introduce you to a revolutionary new exercise program. With this plan you will be able to stroll down urban pathways, hike mountain vistas, and travel both near and far. And the best part is you can go at your own pace.
This amazing program is not available in Gyms or on TV.
Welcome to the Geocache Workout Program. For no monthly payments, and a simple investment in a GPS receiver, you too can participate in one of the fastest growing phenomenons in the country.
The program is simple, log on to our Geocaching Workout site at www.geocaching.com and assign yourself a “Workout Name”. With this name you’ll track your progress and milestones. Then type in your local zip code and you’ll find many helpful waypoints. These waypoints (also called caches) are your key to exercise success. Each “cache” will bring you unexpected adventure and different workout challenges. Once completed, you finalize your daily workout routine by logging back onto the site and marking the cache complete.
In no time at all you’ll find you're:
There are:
All while trimming away the old you into the new, slimmer, more physically fit Geocacher.
But wait, that's not all!
If you act now, you can not only find caches, but you can also place them. Create your own caches by hiking up mountain sides carrying metal boxes that weight 5 lbs, 10lbs or more. Swing out over streams and rocks to get the perfect placement for your next cache. Wade through muck and mud to find that island oasis that no one else has claimed. All this while exercising too!
And if you're wondering what to do with all the old exercise equipment. Look no further. With geocaching you can take those bulky bikes and treadmills and turn them into something useful and decorative. All you need is a little imagination and a few simple tools. Take a look at what other geocachers have created in their spare time. You too can start your collection today, to keep or to trade.
Personalized Support System Included FREE!
Finally, with the Geocache Workout Program, you will meet other geocachers who have gone through the same training and routes you have. These geocachers will help encourage you when you miss a cache, or when your resolve is wavering.
Don't Wait! Logon Today!
Don't wait a minute longer! And don't settle for anything but the original Geocache Workout Program!
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Disclaimer: The Geocache Workout Program is not endorsed by Groundspeak. Activity is voluntary, and weight-loss and stamina gains may vary from individual to individual. As with any exercise program, consult your doctor before scaling any cliffs. Not responsible for any caching addictions, missed work, or talking in your sleep about finding just one more cache.
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